>>529393713
Consider this thought experiment:
>we're at sea, the waves roar as lightning splits the churning sky
>*unzips pants*
>*veiny cock smashes onto the ground with a loud THUD*
>*uses freak size cock like a lasso to capture you*
>*keelhauls your frail body, still bound by the cock lasso*
>this is playing in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuq6yBpCnXI&list=RDkuq6yBpCnXI
Uth Duna? My cock. Moby Dick.