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LARP THREAD DETECTED

>OP is a man and spams /b/ daily with """"""""""""erotic"""""""""""" stories that have never and will never happen
>At the present time, we are unsure why OP is doing this
>We can assume that he wants attention (because he doesn't have a BF irl)

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>goodbye