duuuhhhhhhh Hello everyone, this is Doofy Apu, expert talent scout for K-WAB Wrestling. I am here in a place called redneck paradise to seek out a man known as Captain Confederate. He is said to be a great fighter, so president Von Erich wishes to recruit him. duuuuhhhh he killed the last talent scout but maybe ill do better. Some of the locals told me that he's over here, working on this old beat-up muscle car.