>Hogan comes to WCW
>gets his friend Jim Duggan to squash Austin for the US champion
>is buried and becomes a jobber
>Seethe Austin leaves for WWF
>finally makes it big and becomes a star
>Hogan comes back to WWF
>Autism relegated to midcard, pushed down the card AGAIN by HoGOAT
>boilin' so hard he takes his bald and goes home

Steve just can't catch a break