>>510823827
>choose to believe we are being invaded by a galactic pint of guinness
Lord Father in heaven make this anon a Type Green so that it may be so

>>509955005
>hated any kind of debt/credit. Then I was basically forced to apply for a credit card (don't ask, it's a long story) and got pissed off. By 25, had a Gold AMEX. And also had to get a mortgage 'cause who in their early 20's has the cash to buy a home
same but no AMEX

>>509892792
You know these don't actually work right?
Your mom will be fine, so long as you watch spaceballs once every 5 years you will be granted protection of Mog.
You can also just rub a dog behind its ears to gain the same immunity