>>543720854
There was a snail on the path, so a woman on her morning jog went left instead of right.
This would ultimately lead to the deaths of 6 billion people.
Life is simply unfair, don't you think?
>>534120621
Caught doing what? How much more proof of my innocence do you need?
Do I need to find the home addresses of whoever the fuck replied to me in the past hour and get in-person interviews?