>"I thought I'd found the dark, macabre reading material I'd been searching for..."
>"All those arcane and supernatural books Princess Celestia never let me near when she was my teacher...and I'd finally found them!"
>"...And then Anonymous showed up. *Sigh*"
>"Dashed my hopes of enlightenment and learning in one fell swoop with a single sentence."
>"..'I didn't know you liked Goosebumps books, Twilight! I used to read them all the time, like in 3rd grade!"