I can make up things and nobody can stop me.
>Erpin is actually an elf
>the phantoms are actually dead time travellers from the clone dimension
>werebeasts carry the sacred treasure that turn them retarded and evil
>the witches were cursed by the World Tree to forever eat potatoes
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The event menu is pretty damn cool.