>be me
>I am the Eggman
>highest boost
>nearly highest speed
>lowest stats wasted on accel and handling (stats that do nothing)
>high enough Power to be untouchable in multiplayer too
>ideal father figure
>voice lines full of whimsy
>ideal ergonomic body shape for Extreme Gears
Eggman is the best character in the game and it's not even close. He is the Wreck-It Ralph of CrossWorlds. The future is looking bright for human men.