>>939597487
>professional money launderer hangs out exclusively with powerful, corrupted people
>he gets enlisted by [nobody in particular] to start a blackmailing ring while he's at it
>seems to know everybody, becomes obscenely rich for [no reason]
>dodges consequences for years, has some close calls, then starts taking heat and gaining media attention from decentralized media
>time to cut the losses
>get him arrested
>killed by [nobody] in prison
>all the evidence that will ever exist is now in federal hands
>Dems take over
>"oh, shit, a whole bunch of our people are implicated in this"
>sit on it for years
>Reps screech that they're protecting pedos
>Republicans take over
>"oh shit, a whole bunch of our people are implicated in this"
>sit on it
>Dems screech that they're protecting pedos
>Everyone knows everyone is implicated
>Meaning everyone knows nobody can release it without outing themselves
>Meaning it's perfectly safe to demand it get released, even if you're in it, because that's definitely never, ever going to happen
Epstein files will be a political hot potato for the next decade. Nothing will ever get released because [someone] blackmailed half your government with videos of them getting blown by 16 year olds. That's why we have to spend trillions killing goat herders in the Middle East.