That fucking boat sucks and it's overhyped. If you get an invite don't even bother going.
>Standing near the edge of the deck listening to the son of some irrelevant client king bragging about how many slaves his father bought for him for his birthday.
>They bring Claudius up on deck and start pelting him with nuts saying "tell us something in etruscan, etruscan boy!" and drawing crude mud huts on the deckboards
>Had to pretend to laugh even though I feel bad for the guy
>Whole boat has to turn around and go back to port because the princeps didn't want to miss a chariot race he could have delayed anyway.
>25,000 sesterce fee tacked on at the end anyway because "fvck yov"