>IT'S THE JEWS!!!!!

They've been around since forever during both good and bad times. Maybe you guys need some new material?

>be me
>week deep into Bali arc
>haven't coomed in like 5 weeks, basically edging IRL
>never had raw sex before, condom copium is my religion
>actually think I'm 8/10, but social skills are -999
>decide to finally change shit
>slam a Monster + enough alcohol to kill a smol Asian
>go clubbing (music = loud autism.wav)
>spot solid 8/10, buy her a drink, start yapping like a chihuahua
>she asks if I got a place
>nope, we cop hotel room 20m away
>she starts gawk gawk 9000 on me, I see the face of god
>tell her I've never rawdogged before
>she smirks "ooo let's try"
>mfw she jumps on me and rides like she's farming exp
>20 seconds
>creampie.exe
>moaned like an anime schoolgirl
>she starts laughing
>we shower together, I hit her with "I was too fast, ,no?"
>she hits me with "is normal"
>realised I rawdogged a turbo slut
>taxi ride home, sober.exe installing
>set reminder in 4 weeks: "STD speedrun check"
>mfw my entire Bali story arc is just a 20 second trial version of being a man

So yeah, bros. How's your day going?