Me and my buddy had this messed-up thing going on for years — both of us fooling around with my wife, sometimes together, sometimes on our own. We were kinda wild back then, didn’t care about much. When it was the three of us, I’d even hit record, just for the hell of it. One night, he got all confused, thought he was in the wrong place, and started asking if he could finish. She said no, but by then he’d already lost it. The whole moment went sideways — her voice, his breath, everything burning hot and wrong and crazy. She wasn't on birth control. I still have the .wav files.