Hey Bricks,
My name is Caelus, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at Prydwen. You are everything bad in the universe. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to men on Twitter. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was Deliverer of the Chrysos Heirs, and starter on my baseball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Edo Star people"? I also get max clears, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO trash). You are all bricks who should just always lose the 50/50. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch"

Hey bricks,
My name is Caelus, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Twitter.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my baseball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch"