ALRIGHT, LET'S DO THIS ONE LAST TIME.
>"My name is Peter Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider and for 8 tournaments I’ve been the one and only Spider-Man."
>"I’m pretty sure you know the rest. I beat a bunch of people, fell in love, saved the tournament, and then I saved the tournament again and again and again...And uh... I did this."
>rapes Twig
>"We don’t really talk about this."
>"Look, I’m Mr. /co/lympus, I’m perfect attendance, became Mr. /co/'s All-Star. I have excellent OC. And a so-so host bias. I mean, I’ve looked worse."
>"But after everything, I still love being Spider-Man. I mean, who wouldn’t? So no matter how many losses I took, I always found a way to come back. Because the only thing standing between these tournaments and oblivion is me."
>"There’s only one Spider-Man. And you’re looking at him.”