Kek
"We convinced them oto give us all the rare-earth Lithium, Mr. President"
"I don't care about rare-earth Lithium anymore, they have a much more valuable resource"
"B... but we've already spent so much time in dialogues with them...""Have you ever heard of copium? In Eastern Europe therea re the greatest pure copium deposits in the world. It is the secret of Slavic strength. If we get their deposits of copium, the American people will never need for anything again."