>Here... lies... Denji... whoa, check it out, there's some dead dude with the same name as me, he.. never.. scored, heh heh, he never scored, heh, what a loser.
>Dammit Denji, this is YOUR grave stone, this is how you will end up if you don't make any changes in your life! Don't you see? You never did anything with your life, you never left the house, all you did was watch pornography, and because of that, you NEVER SCORED!!!