>...
>You wake up.
>You experience consciousness for the first time.
>You are next to some sort of temple.
>Some creature with pink hair nearby immediately begins to spaz out and burrow into the temple.
>You idly nibble some grass, completely unaware that exactly 49.901 seconds after receiving the gift of existence, you will find yourself being violently sodomized by a metal rod of copper.
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