I had a dream last night that I was constipated in the dingiest crowded eastern European airport bathroom with a squat toilet.
The line was quickly backing up and everyone was banging on the door for me to get out, but I was still internally clogged and knew I'd never get another chance to shit for hours if I didn't go right then.

Our of desperation, I took my fingers and shoved them into my ass figuring I could just wash my hands later and started pulling out hard pellets of feces in hopes that the rest would just kind of flow out, but I couldn't get them out fast enough. People started breaking down the bathroom stall, screaming in a language I couldn't understanding as they watched me squatting over a hole literally digging shit out of my ass.