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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeoaaQ65F9Q
>Hey Brendan
>Yeah, Coach?
>I heard there's gonna be this contest thing, a bunch of guys are gonna be entering, and it's like... I don't know how to describe it Brendan. Like a popularity contest
>Like... A beauty pageant?
>No, Brendan. That's stupid. They're going to judge us based on how great we are. Y'know. How manly. Tough. Strong. Handsome. Good looks. Skills.
>Like the Olympics?
>Kind of. It's actually in the name. Sort of. It's called Mr. /co/lympus. I'm thinking of entering
>You... Uh... You sure you're up for that, Coach?
>The hell's that supposed to mean, Brendan?
>I-
>What, you think I'm too flabby? Be honest, I'm too flabby, aren't I?
>I mean... You're not exactly all muscle, coach
>Shut up, Brendan. I didn't ask for your opinion
>...Mhm.
>Anyway, I think I've got a shot this year. I mean, did you see the girl version of it? A [bleep]ing Ragdoll got into the top eight. A literal doll, Brendan. People voted for that
>Well, good luck, then
>I don't need luck, Brendan. I need a good campaign.
>What, like an election?
>Yeah, Brendan. That's why I'm telling you about this. You make movies, right? Your little films, yeah? I think I'd do a lot better with a campaign video
>... You want me to do your campaign video, Coach?
>Yes, Brendan. Don't expect to get paid unless I win, though. You might not actually get paid if I do win. I don't know if there's really a prize, but- JEREMY, STOP OGGLING THE GOTH BABE AND KICK THE BALL! I DON'T CARE IF SHE'S BEATING UP A BLIND KID, KICK THE BALL! That kid's an idiot, Brendan.