I, the Zhad of BOTH Mr. /co/ and Ms. /co/ EMPEROR of /trash/ and slayer of all jobbers and /v/tards, proudly proclaim domination over

Cum'BITCH'anon, my one and only true jester and other slave.

SHARTudeanon, My other jester and slave.

NSA, who I have become far stronger than.

Numbnuts, who my friends needlessly warned me about.

SISSY Tempanon, who cried like a BITCH once he saw my full power.

BLACKEDhand, who provided a light workout and awakened my wish to become the Strongest In The Tourney-verse.

SHILL clinton, who got rid of most of my fodder enemies after I cunningly provoked him just as PLANNED.

Sir JOBbro, whose incomparably puny side tournaments availed him not a WHIT and was rightfully cast out of the Tourney-verse by my hand.

SHITlander, whose hour-long sparring session gave me uncontrollable power level gains so massive even the time spent image training in in my room cannot compare.

Dominos, who i knocked out of her ghost form with ease and proceeded to beat the shit out of her.

The Riggers, whose """power"" I am not scared of (I hope they don't rig out my beloved nominations, but I am also too amused to help them…)