>>61264683
You stole that business idea from me! Except it was for lolis under 18 that need a place to run away to. They would pay me rent and I would collect and use their butthole for all kinds of yumminess. You’ll be hearing from my lawyer.
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>>518774252
>We have conducted a survey examining the reaction of people in case of a draft. For the website <insert name here> we have obtained the following results:
>A amount of people will chloroform the draftsman and imprison him within a sex dungeon until he is rescued or forgotten
>B amount of people are mentally unfit for service for reasons we cannot disclose
>C amount of people will meet the drafter at the door and make full eye contact while masturbating until ejaculation
>D amount of people will don a dress in an attempt to dodge the draft
>E amount of people will feign willingness until they can go out in a blaze of glory by detonating the munitions depot
>F amount of people will be spoiled for choice and will undertake every action on the list while chanting "Fuck niggers, fuck kikes, and fuck jannies!"
>G amount of people will claim allegiance with a "Gerulf Adams" before immolating the draftsman and cracking offensive jokes about their demise
>H amount of people will feign willingness only long enough to get granted access to the armory before absconding with an unspecified amount of arms and munitions
>I amount of people will conduct a full counter insurgency against the draft agents
>J amount of people will somehow magically escape the draft because (((reasons)))
>K amount of people will attempt to kill the draftsman in comically exaggerated ways such as decapitation or tossing them in woodchippers
>L amount of people will eagerly join but be losers unfit for service
>M amount of people will escape into a non-NATO country while shouting "Fuck putas!"
>N amount of people will shout racial slurs in an attempt to be disqualified for extremism
>O amount of people will deliberately render themselves obese and unfit for service
>We have conducted a survey examining the reaction of people in case of a draft. For the website <insert name here> we have obtained the following results:
>A amount of people will chloroform the draftsman and imprison him within a sex dungeon until he is rescued or forgotten
>B amount of people are mentally unfit for service for reasons we cannot disclose
>C amount of people will meet the drafter at the door and make full eye contact while masturbating until ejaculation
>D amount of people will don a dress in an attempt to dodge the draft
>E amount of people will feign willingness until they can go out in a blaze of glory by detonating the munitions depot
>F amount of people will be spoiled for choice and will undertake every action on the list while chanting "Fuck niggers, fuck kikes, and fuck jannies!"
>G amount of people will claim allegiance with a "Gerulf Adams" before immolating the draftsman and cracking offensive jokes about their demise
>H amount of people will feign willingness only long enough to get granted access to the armory before absconding with an unspecified amount of arms and munitions
>I amount of people will conduct a full counter insurgency against the draft agents
>J amount of people will somehow magically escape the draft because (((reasons)))
>K amount of people will attempt to kill the draftsman in comically exaggerated ways such as decapitation or tossing them in woodchippers
>L amount of people will eagerly join but be losers unfit for service
>M amount of people will escape into a non-NATO country while shouting "Fuck putas!"
>N amount of people will shout racial slurs in an attempt to be disqualified for extremism
>O amount of people will deliberately render themselves obese and unfit for service
