>>514866124
They're not hags. They're literally women your age.

Alright guys, I have a theory. Hear me out:
What if everything related to modern coomer dommy-mommy depictions of dark elves are just very bad hallucinations caused by getting poisoned from the underground flora and fauna and natural gases and then encountering them? Dark elves are actually just a cute little elven things that live underground.
>Whoa, what a sexy voice you have
"You're having an ear infection, mister, and it's spreading to your brain"
>You have no clothes under that cape, right?
"Sir, hermits in general don't wear clothes, I didn't expect a random guy from the surface..."
>You gonna stab me with that knife?
"No, I need it to scrape mushrooms of the cave walls"
>You are xenophobes killing surface dwellers
"You dumbasses keep bringing diseases down here and spreading them like rats"
>You are all versed in different poisons
"That's because there are things here that can poison you and we're good at finding antidotes"
>You live in a disparaged, backstabbing society
"We nurture distance between individuals in order to prevent deadly plagues from spreading since our populations are not that big"
>You are so hot I wanna fuck you
"I'm sorry bro, it looks like your illness is terminal and you'll need to be put down in order to not spread more cordiceps spores through copulating into my dark elven hamlet"

picrel what an actual drow looks like