>Plays Strive
>Match starts
>Your opponent pause the game with his character's RPG menu
>The game resume
>Your opponent touches you
>Stare at the screen for 15 seconds combo + stage transition
>Finally regain control of your character
>Does the same 15 seconds combo back to your opponent
>Uses super on him, so now both of you are watching 20 seconds of cutscene
>Out of 60 seconds match time, you are in control of your character for a total of 20 seconds, give or take
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