>>513176760
i really hate to be captain america, to be fair, it did not put me at a great advantage over the years, and you'[re pushing me to be that, but did you know that they have banana flavored cigarettes in the United Sttes?
>it scales
well, it does actually, having sex for the rest of your life with the lights off so the neighbors don't see you and with the buzz of Spetznaz Soviet cameras gathering kompromat on you while not being able to even import sex toys because the border agency will try to make a funny case out of it...
... is just one level of pleasure you can experience