>>514185068
Well lads I did it, I chucked a sickie and I wasn't even subtle about it and it felt good.
>Be me
>Forget to set alarm
>Wake up an hour late
>FUCK.jpg
>Live in a major city with horrid traffic
>Usually leave for work 90 mins early just to get there on time
>Now gona take me 2.5 hours
>Dont have time to make breakfast, start packing my shit
>Get to my car, realised I forgot something
>Come back, realise I forgot something else
>Infected burn on my hand opened up again
>Have to go back and get my anti-biotic cream
>Come back, realise Ive wasted another 25 mins
>FUCK THIS
>Call boss
>"Sorry mate, not gona make it" hang up
>Him: "..k"
>Go back inside, make a huge full english
>Eat it while watching the news
>Go back to bed and sleep for 4 hours
>Wake up to txt message thinking Im fired
>Boss: "Just chuck in some sick leave for us mate, thanks"

Well that was easy.