>>213952448
corporate english sounds like it would be the sterile way that politicians, high positioned corporate husks and HR speak, never giving absolutes and always skirting around things.
>hey you just spilled some coffee
"at this very moment? as an esteemed partner at this firm i can say that a representative will be getting an associate to begin preparations into understanding how that happened, and within a short time there will be alternatives with the possibility of being considered to reduce the likelihood of potential future occurrences."
tl;dr, in my opinion acquire as many sterile sounding terms you can and be autistically verbose and never give absolutes or definites