>>940010334
whenever I stay in a hotel room, which is quite frequent as I'm a traveling nurse, I take the landline telephone receiver off the base, dial my own phone number and let it ring until it goes to voicemail, then I insert it fully into my asshole and Jack off. Then later on down the road when I'm horny I'll listen to the voicemails and Jack off again. I always put the phone right back on the receiver and I'll wipe off any poop that might have gotten into the grooves of the phone. I'm on the road like 42 weeks a year, so there's that. Sometimes I'll ask to change rooms just so I can get a new phone to break in. I also like to put the TV remotes up my asshole. It just really turns me on to think about all the hot chicks coming into the hotel using these things that have been in my butthole. I also like to whack off and jizz all over any buttons in the room and the door handle as well.

>>512185069
>Single owner maintains car regularly
>5/20 "owners" put diesel in the petrol tank and don't change the oil regularly.

>>23051307
>Single owner maintains car regularly
>5/20 "owners" put diesel in the petrol tank and don't change the oil regularly.