>be me
>day 1 of kuva lich update
>get forcefed a lich spawn from someone else's actions during a sortie when nobody knew how they worked
>see the ridiculously long grind involved with liches pan out in youtube videos
>"fuck it im not doing this shit i never asked for this"
>ignore the lich for years
>an intense loathing for the very idea of kuva liches slowly grows as I hear the faggot yap in my ear every time I log in
>2025
>come back to warframe after a long break
>find out DE has added the ability to tame liches and keep them as summons
>cool, still not doing lich content
>get off my ass and start doing quests again
>make it to 1999
>find out about techrot liches
>not-INFESTED liches
>suddenly invested in liches
>find out you can't have both a techrot lich and a kuva lich
>look up video tutorial on deleting liches as efficiently as possible
>find out DE added a system to make kuva liches opt-in instead of getting your account raped by their automatic spawning
Once again I am overtaken by loathing for kuva liches. Why the fuck were they not opt-in in the first place and why the fuck am I forced to engage with this legacy lich that spawned without my consent?