POV:
>The last thing a million Steinfeld spermatazonoids seen before they took the big trip

Guess what? I'll tell you what.

Steinfeld won. Smoked y'all like a ciggie, it wasn't even a chore it was a treat for him. He would pay to do it again.

Guess what, though? I'll tell you what, again.

He doesn't have to pay. Because Steinfeld Won. You don't make a winner. They're born that way. Steinfeld Won is a permanent state of the cosmos, at this point it's like the sun rising every morning.