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you can tell I'm being foreal because it's almost stand-up time

I like waking up a bit early and getting my ducks in a row

130k remote, and if you saw my PRs you would be infuriating by my lack of work. I can go days and weeks without any meaningful PR

I use Rasperry Pis and GLiNet devices to VPN back into my home network at my condo and my moms house.

I've worked remotely in London, Portugal, Miami, Chicago and both LA and SF

I plan on being in Rio for Carnival 2026 - God Bless Us, and remember when you guys get to this position, to look out somewhat for the next engineer and keep it fucking simple

the business is not your friend, you are an expensive

the business is the reason we are in this market in the first place....just do the minimal, stack jobs if possible, travel and work on getting access to raw sex

I'm not having sex rn, wish I was

my colleague recently QUIT and had a baby....he was also a superstar, so there is stuff out there