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Rugby:
>Grab ovaloid ball with 24 other dudes
>try and run with ovaloid ball to the end of a rectangular field as many times as you can while 12 off those dudes try to stop you
American football:
>12-4, 66, 88 hut hut!
>dudes in large helmuts run into each other arbitrarily.
>some dude randomly kicks the ball to the end of the field
>some other dude has to grab the ball enar the end of the field and throw it across some line and do some weird mating dance if he manages to throw it over the line while tuba and trumpet music plays
>2/3rds of the game are comprised of commercials for pharmaceutical drugs most people don't even need
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