>tfw no qt larperator gf to do drills with and be my shot caller while pinging steel at 25yds with my mini recce then do night hikes with nods and star gaze for UFOs at 3am in the dead of winter in the middle of the forest in which we spot a orb cluster that descends into the trees which we follow to the landing zone to encounter multiple greys who use their telekinesis to let us know theyre friendly but we know better and take down the first 3 and injure the 4th who tells us the secret to unlocking our pineal gland to use telekinesis and i get possessed by a demon granny from inside a tunnel who turns into a cat who can talk and then we travel and we then fight other monsters like Nessy, Mothman, more Aliens, some kind of bug thing whos blood is milk