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>be super commando
>get deployed to massive rural desert country with an average IQ of 85 and an inbreeding rate of 20%
>trek across the desert to enemy location
>enemy has been under 24/7 surveillance for three weeks
>you know the exact number of combatants
>you know their exact weaponry
>you know what kind of underwear each combatant has on
>know what kind of kebabs he’s been eating (thanks to the Lockheed Martin Model 3000 Remote Semi Autonomous Feces Analyzer Unit, please don’t touch it)
>set up perfect ambush position
>open fire on 85 IQ inbred combatants
>they begin to fire back with double your fire power because they have belt feds
>you didn’t bring a belt fed because every tacticool operator has convinced you a super speced AR15 is all you need
>plus the military boomers haven’t received enough bribe money to shill the usage of a light compact belt fed
>in fact one brigadier general tried to son you into taking an M14 with you on this trip
>lose 20% of your squad because WW1 tactics still work
>big gun + many bullets = win
>piss yourself
>call in $3.5 million in ordinance
>85 IQ goatherders obliterated epic style
>10 years later
>go to Ukraine
>no more 85 IQ inbred goatherders
>110 IQ Vladimir is waiting
>110 IQ Vladimir is the result of 1000 years of natural selection, all his weak cousins were killed by every invading army into Russia
>be you
>no air cover
>no $3.5 million in ordinance
>no support
>no Lockheed Martin Model 3000 Autonomous Mobile Feces Analyzer
>get bombarded with WW1 style warfare (again)
>300 155mm shells land on you in 30 seconds
>they cost Russia nothing because they were manufactured in 1944 by some starving peasants
>Stalin sends his regards
>finally you slip into the abyss
>your last sight is a Ukrainian soldier
>he’s dressing you in a Russian uniform and taking pictures