I have a job and it fucking sucks and I hate it and I do everything in my power to get my paycheck doing the bare minimum and use the work printer for personal use. Before my current job I was a construction worker and colluded with my boss to steal a bunch of construction material from the clueless ass company that ran the jobs. Mike Rowe is a bitchass pussy and if you're not trying to actively fuck over your boss you're losing the game of life. You have two options in life: fuck over your boss or be a sucker. If you're forced to work you need to do everything in your power to undermine his company without getting yourself in legal trouble.