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A freak accident will cause every anon to send their gifts to me.
Chaos will ensue as I take out dozens of Anonymous Anti-Grinch Forces (A2-GF) who are after my head, motivated by blind rage. However, this only makes the misunderstanding even worse.
The destination? Santa Squad HQ. Cleverly hidder below the main offices of a new tech titan named SaSquH-Q that appeared out of seemingly nowhere and dominated the silicon doll market before buying out all opposition.
My last hope is freeing SantaLoli and clearing my name using her powers before finally coming face to face with the true mastermind who framed me... (You)

This Christmas at your nearest movie theater!
NO RETURNS

Any good videos / screenshots of leftists pissed off they lost their jobs because they couldn't resist shitting on Kirk?

I bet there were tons of good salt but I was busy and missed them all.

My internet went out before i could check the 6cord, and holy fuck that's a lot of text