>>283716003
Stop bumping my thread, let it die.

>sunny day
>lets go for a quick workout at the calisthenics park
>ride my bike there
>the usual 8-10 year-olds that play at the machines
>do some planks, pull-ups, handstands, the usual
>feel pretty pumped
>wanna see post workout physique
>go to parked car with slightly teinted windows
>start posing, 3-4 poses
>notice movement in the car
>fugg, someone inside
>middle-aged woman looks at me shocked and kinda intimidated
>BSOD inside brain
>make a quick joker smile
>rush to my bike
>ride home
Has this happened to anyone as well? Surely, I can't be the only one.