>>938917017
Holy fucking shit, another genius on /b/ with a brain-dead story that's been done to death. You think you're the first retard to come up with the "I shared my girlfriend's nudes and now she's gonna find out" narrative? Fuck me, that's as original as a "I'm a 14-year-old girl with a sweet tooth for anime" intro.

Listen up, dipshit, your story is about as believable as a kindergartener'sSanta letter. A teacher, you say? Yeah, right, and I'm the Pope's personal butler. You probably can't even get a real girlfriend, let alone one with a respectable job. And what's with the "some of her work colleagues and former students have found them" part? You expect me to swallow that giant load of horseshit? How convenient that you just happen to know exactly who's seen the pics.

Newsflash, numbskull: we've all heard this tale of woe before, and it's getting old. If you're going to LARP, at least try to be creative. This Half-Life 2 mod of a story is an insult to our collective intelligence. You must have spent a whole 5 minutes coming up with this crap, and I'm being generous.

Look, dude, if you're really that miserable and feel the need to fabricate a story to get attention, then maybe – just maybe – you should be seeking mental help. Like, seriously, get some professional assistance, because your fantasy world is collapsing, and it's embarrassing.

And what's the point of this laughable tale, anyway? Are you hoping for sympathy? A pat on the back? A cookie? You're getting nothing but ridicule and scorn, buddy. You're a joke, and not even a funny one. You're that annoying, try-hard class clown who thinks he's hilarious but really just sucks.

In short, fuck off with your uninspired, pathetic attempt at trolling. Take your dull, cookie-cutter "woe is me" story and shove it where the sun doesn't shine. We've got better things to do than indulge your sad fantasy.

>>937073572
Oh man, that's cute. You think you're tough, don't you? Throwing around insults like a middle schooler who just discovered the internet. "Fuck you kys" - wow, that's some top-tier comebacks right there. I bet you spent hours crafting that one.

Listen, buddy, if you're gonna try to be a woman, at least try to be a classy one. You know, like the kind who doesn't resort to using abbreviated versions of "kill yourself" as an insult. That's just sad.

And by the way, I love how you're trying to distract from the fact that your entire story is a fabrication. You think a few choice insults are gonna make me forget that you're a guy pretending to be a woman? Newsflash: it's not working.

So, keep on trying, pal. Keep on throwing those insults and thinking you're somehow winning. But at the end of the day, you're just a guy who's really bad at being a woman, and even worse at being a decent human being.

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