Crazy old Massie lives off the grid,
With gadgets galore and a bunker he hid.
Talks like a sage but rants like a loon,
Howls at the news by the light of the moon.
Won’t sign a bill, won’t play the game,
Blames every storm on some globalist name.
Takes jabs at allies just to make noise,
Grumbling alone with his ham radio toys.
Crazy old Massie lives off the grid,
With gadgets galore and a bunker he hid.
Talks like a sage but rants like a loon,
Howls at the news by the light of the moon.
Won’t sign a bill, won’t play the game,
Blames every storm on some globalist name.
Takes jabs at allies just to make noise,
Grumbling alone with his ham radio toys.