>You are in England at mcdonalds
>its 4:59pm
>”helo sir welcome to mcdolan what can we help you today?”
>you stare at the menu for a bit
>”yeh lemme get a uhhhhhhhh, extra Big Mac with dip”
>ok sir that will be 31 quid
>you check your wallet
>only got 1 quid
>plzz can I have some Big Mac
>”no sir”
>keir starmer is behind you in the line
>mate it’s 5:01pm now lorry is on the way
>policia with 8 bobby jackie boys bop out of the lorry and into the mcdola
>your dragged out the fuckin mcdonald
>you drop spaghetti sauce all over the floor on way out
>have to sleep in jail
>next day in court you are sentenced to 12 months prison for carrying plastic pancake fork from mcdonalds