>be me last night scrolling grindr
>invite over a cute guy who messaged me
>i realize hes middle-eastern when he arrives
>we start talking and have a fascinating conversation about his country and its capital, my city, languages (i know a little arabic), geopolitics
>eventually kiss & fuck, very fun
>he starts telling me his personal lore
>i could tell he was well-off because hes a foreign student and dresses well but he starts talking about how he lived in a gated elite compound in his country
>eventually asks me if i recognize his last name
>shows me that his uncle was the fucking dictator of the country
yk what, I have a lot of problems in life but i appreciate being able to somehow pull the relatives of dictators. Thats an all-timer