That's every official Capcom/SNK/Sega game though.

Barely clothed assassin lady named 'Darkness' or something
>Appears on stage doing spinning izuna flip from the sky
>Speaks like a robot, "target-o locked on firing missiles"
>Puts on an air of modesty despite all of her super attacks being ones where she fondles your penis and sits directly on your face and moans and pees herself
>[spreads huge gaping anus to camera and begins fingering herself] Target-o Neutralizedo.


American Duke Dickpuncher:
>Whatever LAME-O I'm too cool to fight you CRINGE DUMBFUCK
>I studied with the martial arts masters overseas and don't even know the word for 'karate' also I was in the military LAME-ASS.
>I'm a cool californian dudebro fag but all my attacks are in japanese for some reason
>SHIPPU NO REPPA NO RAGING CHAOS!!! TEN KOGATSU METSUBO NO HIKARI!!!! MY ULTIMATE ART!!!!!
>Pssshh.... what, is that it?

The Grappler:
>OOH YEAH SNABBADOOBA SLIM JIM
>I'M NUMBER ONE
>WRESTLING MEMES BROTHER NOTHIN BUT 80'S AND 90'S WWE CAN YA DIG IT SUCKA
>MY ONLY FIGHTING STYLE IS PRO WRASSLIN BECAUSE THATT THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DO WITH THIS ARCHETYPE APPARENTLY
>I'M EITHER THE WORST OR BEST CHARACTER IN THE GAME AND NO IN-BETWEEN (USUALLY THE WORST)
>EVERYONE WHO MAINS ME IS A FATASS VIRGIN NECKBEARD