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fuck you, Corn beats Rice any day of the week
>lasts forever when dried
>can be soaked in an alkaline solution to activate Niacin, an important vitamin
>has more vitamins than rice in general, and more protein too
>gazillion varieties out there, so you can min-max for appearance, texture, taste, etc.
>tons of dishes you can make out of corn and corn derivatives
>can grow it almost anywhere, don't have to landscape entire hill-sides like with rice
>there's even a cultivar which oozes nitrogen-absorbing gel, letting you grow it in super-shitty soils
repent of your ways, and come worship at the shrine of Our Lord Flayed