>walked past the sexy toy aisle when i was buying cough meds for a cold
>saw one of those one time use sex toys on sale right now for dirt cheap because its their anniversary
>bought the biggest and most most efficient one to save it for No Nut November's end
>terrible choice
>I forgot i live with my parents
>I forgot they do whole house cleanings every Wednesday(when i am going to college on weekdays) and even though they dont scour through my stuff its still pretty hard to hide a giant fucking fleshlight in my room
>if I had bought that on the last day i could at least immediately use it and throw it into the trash without noticing but now i have to hide a fleshlight the size of my arm for 3 weeks from my parents
Picrel is the approx.layout of my room, can you guys help me?