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>I consider myself lucky this happened right after I stocked up on groceries for the week so at least I haven’t “needed” to go outside my home yet, but good lord am I dreading it.
>I hear some places are more paranoid than others when it comes to this whole thing.
>This is happening to enough people that I don’t think they can really try anything “funny” regulation-wise.
>But I don’t think I’ve heard of… ANY cases of people turning into Ultra Beasts specifically outside of me save for like… Some Nihilego in Japan I think.
>I swear to god if someone says “well even those Pokemon games say those things are specially dangerous so we should round them up just in case” I’m gonna lose it.
>More than I already am, anyway.
>Part of me thinks it would be fun to give any new “powers” I might have a test drive, but something about that feels like it’s “too soon”.
>And besides, as far as I remember most of the stuff I could even do as a Katana would be either cut things, or cut things HARD.
>God I don’t even get fucking psychic powers or flame breath or whatever the hell.
>…Wait aren’t Kartanas double weak to fire?
>Can I even use the stove without risking killing myself trying to make some eggs?
>God.
>I guess I can fly, that’s something.
>But I already know living as a floating death knife is going to suck ass.
>I’ll try and make the most out of it, I think if I like, curve my arms at the end I can keep the edge aimed at me and use the curve as a dull edge to touch stuff.
>…Feels like using your knuckles to do so though, which isn’t great.
>Maybe I should pick up gardening or sculpting or something, I did always like clay…
>…
>Maybe I should try taking a picture of myself laying on my desk and post it in that 1 /po/ thread, wonder how they’d react.
3/3, that's what I get for typing in a hurry, hope this somewhat scuffed first attempt is to your liking.