Coffee-Man!
Coffee-Man!
Takes a dump in a coffee can.
Plays some coffee games in a coffee can.
Gonna shit out a coffee can.
Look out! Here comes a coffee can!
Look out! Here comes some anal coffee!

Poopy juice! This is coffee sourced.
Takes a piss like a coffee horse.
Rides a coffee can, then he falls.
This games sucks his coffee balls.
Oh no! He's gay!

When he sucks balls, he feels so ashamed.
He shoots coffee from his penis.
But now Coffee-Man's fucking a coffee can.