>>213712776
There's a depressing lack of porn where girls wear silly helmets.
Like, the japanese got something going on with some sentai JAV but that's it.
And since OF/ independent e-whores who don't even have to get fucked to make fuck you money UTTERLY nuked big studio porn, the era of the mid-budget porn parody where this sort of thing could've happened has come and gone.
I'm just all cross cause at an age where every fucked up fetish is satisfied online, MY stupid fetish is nonexistent.