>>21626824
I used to drink white wine, back when i was gay.
But now that i am straight, i exclusively drink red.
White wine is for faggots and therefore should not exist, anyone who regularly drinks white should be drawn and quartered.
>>21649223
Admit that you are an alcoholic, and just buy it by the boxed gallon, its way cheaper than standard size bottles and actually alot less conspicuous than loading up a shopping cart with a dozen fuckin bottles of <$10 bottom shelf.