>wake up because have to pee
>wake up because heartburn
>wake up because itchy butthole
>wake up because thirsty
Four horsemen of the yawnpocalypse...

>>22933753
i only go on pol at this point to stir a pot and leave

Who even let gentiles eat raisins anyway?
God dam man...

I was just smoking weed and gooning to a sissy anal trainer hypnosis video and the girl in the video told me to drink a shit ton of water and hold it my bladder for more pleasure while I was fucking my prostate. When I had my sissygasm (anal orgasm) a mixture of cum and piss shot out all over my room with the fury of a thousand suns. I kid you fucking not my entire bed and floor is now covered in a mixture of piss, cum, and lube. I just laid there and felt instant regret that I've never felt from my porn addiction before. I fucking hate the jews for doing this me. I haven't even cleaned it up yet, i'm just sitting here in bed on the verge of crying too ashamed to look at the mess I created.