>be me, in a south american country
>meet girl (A) and her friend (K) at a bar last weekend
>dance with A for like 4 hours
>get her whatsapp and message her throughout the week
>get drunk last night and go to the same bar in a dumbass outfit, no socks on in my slip on vans
>A is dancing with another dude when I arrive
>after a beer or two, A runs up behind me and hugs me, then says she'll dance with me after she goes to the bathroom
>she goes back to the other dude
>some Argentinian dude on vacation hits me up and brings me a sexy ass girl to dance with
>I don't smoke, but drunk me smokes a cig with the guy for some reason, I don't even remember following him to the balcony lmao
>Drinking with random people, buying beers for the people next to me at the bar
>get super drunk and see K sitting alone at her table
>go to K and ask why A is dancing with another guy
> K almost immediately grabs my dick through my pants and says we should leave
>stumble 4 blocks to my hotel
>fuck her for maybe 2 hours (based on the video timestamps), every position I can get her into
>she won't suck my dick :(
>she's super drunk, I'm taking pics and videos, suck her toes while I fuck her
>cum inside her, clean her up a few times before we go to sleep naked
>wake up next morning, K uses a translator and she asks if I came in her or used protection
>I lie and say I was too drunk to cum, she's pleased
>she grabs my dick after calling A and lying that we weren't together
>we fuck again and I cum on her stomach and tits
>start to get out clothes on
>cant find my passport, wallet or keys
>passport and wallet were 3 feet deep under the bed, keys were still in the door's lock outside lmao
>give her my last $5 for a taxi, she leaves after giving me her whatsapp
>now A is asking why I left with her friend, and if she did something wrong that made me ignore her
>Pic related it's K's ass

So far my dick isn't tingling and there's probably going to be a new half white baby here in a few months lmao